Non Sequitur
Not everything needs to make sense. Sometimes you're in a stage of life that can only be described as "tried." Sometimes you blink and, wait, did the teams switch? Was your kid always in the field or was that last inning. Goddamnit. I think the geese thing was possibly linguistics based but all that is for certain is that it ended up in my Notes app on the list "band/trivia names." And then there's Maude, I mean, Craig. And then there's Craig! This is the corner of the store where the weird, wonderful, and oddly relatable stuff lives. You'll know your thing when you see it.