FREEBIE- Cool Mom Fill in the Blank Birth Plan

For the mom-to-be who would like to be very clear on how much talking is done in the room with her and how many drugs she's open to. It's fun and lighthearted, folks, because all you can do is have a light scaffolding and ride the ride. This pairs excellently with our fill in the blank baby calendars! 

This is an update from what I made for my daughter's birth. Originally it had "pain management" as "Nancy Reagan" to "Charlie Sheen" but I was worried it was dating me so I'll explain the joke, because that's how you know it's a good one. Gather 'round young ones. Back in my day, the days that looked like being in Stranger Things not when it was released on Netflix, Nancy Reagan was the First Lady and she did not like you doing drugs. She wanted you to "Just say no". Then in the 2011, Charlie Sheen (who was a teen actor in the Reagan years) had a resurgence and then went on a drug fueled public bender. There's a whole documentary if you're bored. So that is the original scale and it was quite clever in 2011 but is only good enough for the description not the real thing now. The end.